Are you a vegan looking for a creative and fun way to break the ice with someone? In this post, I have compiled the best vegan pickup lines that’ll make you smile and maybe even start a conversation. Okay okay now get ready to charm your way into someone’s heart with these vegan-themed pickup lines. Whoosh!
#1 Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, all other non-vegan options disappear.
#2 Are you made of tofu? Because you’re soy irresistible.
#3 “Did it hurt? When you fell from the moral high ground, and smashed all your calcium deficient bones” -TentacleBorne
#4 Is your name HappyCow? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
#5 Are you a garden? Because I’m digging your vegan vibes.
#6 “How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. one to change the bulb, the other to read the ingredients” -Bonzosbrainz
#7 Are you a veggie burger? Because you’re the best alternative I’ve ever found.
#8 Are you a smoothie? Because you blend perfectly into my life.
#9 “I’m deficient in B12 and you” -Iamveganbtw1
#10 Are you tofu scramble? Because you’ve scrambled my heart in the best possible way.
#11 If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
#12 Are you a vegan chocolate bar? Because you’re sweet, guilt-free, and I can’t get enough of you.
#13 “Come with me, baby, I have a really big stash of nooch at home” -Wild-Tigress
#14 Are you kale? Because you’re superfood for my soul.
#15 Do you believe in love at first bite? Because your vegan cooking is making my heart skip a beet!
#16 Are you a vegan pizza? Because you’ve got all the right toppings.
#17 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean waiting to find someone like you – my vegan partner in crime.
#18 Is your dad a vegan baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
#19 Are you a carrot? Because you’ve got me “rooting” for you.
#20 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my vegan cookbook?
#21 Are you a watermelon? Because you’re one in a “melon.”
