The ONLY Vegan Pickup Lines You NEED in Your Life

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Are you a vegan looking for a creative and fun way to break the ice with someone? In this post, I have compiled the best vegan pickup lines that’ll make you smile and maybe even start a conversation. Okay okay now get ready to charm your way into someone’s heart with these vegan-themed pickup lines. Whoosh!

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#1 Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, all other non-vegan options disappear.

#2 Are you made of tofu? Because you’re soy irresistible.

#3 “Did it hurt? When you fell from the moral high ground, and smashed all your calcium deficient bones” -TentacleBorne

#4 Is your name HappyCow? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

#5 Are you a garden? Because I’m digging your vegan vibes.

#6 “How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. one to change the bulb, the other to read the ingredients” -Bonzosbrainz

#7 Are you a veggie burger? Because you’re the best alternative I’ve ever found.

#8 Are you a smoothie? Because you blend perfectly into my life.

#9 “I’m deficient in B12 and you” -Iamveganbtw1

#10 Are you tofu scramble? Because you’ve scrambled my heart in the best possible way.

#11 If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

#12 Are you a vegan chocolate bar? Because you’re sweet, guilt-free, and I can’t get enough of you.

#13 “Come with me, baby, I have a really big stash of nooch at home” -Wild-Tigress

#14 Are you kale? Because you’re superfood for my soul.

#15 Do you believe in love at first bite? Because your vegan cooking is making my heart skip a beet!

#16 Are you a vegan pizza? Because you’ve got all the right toppings.

#17 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bean who?
Bean waiting to find someone like you – my vegan partner in crime.

#18 Is your dad a vegan baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!

#19 Are you a carrot? Because you’ve got me “rooting” for you.

#20 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my vegan cookbook?

#21 Are you a watermelon? Because you’re one in a “melon.”

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Latifah is a vegan foodie who loves travelling and cooking plant-based recipes. She loves sharing her favorite travel spots and adding a sprinkle of confetti to your day.

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